What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I like God is love and lives within you.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Innocent before proven guilty

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

Your going to be alright just relax

What did one boob say to the other boob

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like religions.

This isn't going to, hurt.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

Deuteronomy 17

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

But this is not

I don't like

You shall not bear false witness.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?